Donna and Ten have the funniest relathionship.
sometimes my twelve year old little sister will go on club penguin and trick a bunch of girls that she’s a guy and she’ll make them think they’re dating and then she’ll have them all meet her in the same place at the same time and watch them get into catfights about who’s boyfriend she is and thats how my little sister became a cross-dressing evil mastermind pimp on club penguin
I did it. I found the ultimate tumblr bookstore.
why was green eggs and ham banned??
THAT is a really good question
it was banned in china from 65-91 for its portrayal of early marxism
Yes. Exactly like this.
"you little dick"
” JAWN JAWN COME HERE JAWN AND DANCE WITH ME JAWN ”
come on fandom keep it together for just one more month…
if you’re looking for me i’m on the floor dying from laugher
human, we need to have a talk about you not meeting the standards expected of you by the company.
YOU HAVE REPEATEDLY FAILED TO PROMPTLY FILL FOOD BOWL WHEN FOOD BOWL IS EMPTY
WE ARE ALSO UNSATISFIED WITH THE QUALITY OF PETTINGS BEING PROVIDED
got a racist response while applying to colleges in the uk, and the social justice in me just couldn’t not respond.
- Cashier: What size drink would you like?
- Me: Five inches.
- Cashier: sorry what size is that?
- Me: So many.
- Cashier: what
- Me: Ten.
i know we all like to hate on the tumblr radar but im just so jazzed about this cube look at it go