- Me: FRICK YES I'M GOING TO BE ABLE TO CARRY ALL THIS LAUNDRY IN ONE GO
- That one sock: lol bye
if u are about to get stabbed just say “I have too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave u alone
Somebody is making sure that no one believes me.
“once you lose someone it is never exactly the same person who comes back.”
I accidentally got too wrapped up in this character’s existential breakdown and when it ended it was more than just a punchline.. those fears of when it would end.. the fact that it happened on the characters request, i felt like it deserved at least a little happiness for all it’s trouble:P
giant barks and teeny mews
that is all
this is God’s way of telling you that you have too much fucking money
Holy balls, I want.
When people in movies run directly away from the train / boulder / truck / etc instead of just like, taking two steps to the side of it
OH NO A GIGANTIC TREE FALLING OVER *runs away directly along its length*
shark lava and boy girl
a bigender superhero and a shark partner literally made of lava
I like how Boygirl doesn’t seem to have any superpower besides being bigender.
If you ride a shark made out of lava you really don’t need any powers do you
A true warrior.
I can’t believe he defeated Mr.Incredible
I AM EXCITED
I HAVE LIKE 6 ASSIGNMENTS BUT WHEN I DO THIS IT GOES POP POP POP SO THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT
a. fabulous b. are you watching a documentary on happy sloths?
pretty sure she’s watching zaboomafoo