Video 21 Aug 115,994 notes

cumslayer:

cumslayer:

So I went on a date today and we went to a nice restaurant before going to the movies and I ordered the “iced grape popsicles” for dessert because I love grape Popsicles so why not right?…..so the waiter brings out the “iced grape popsicles” aND THEY WERE LITERALLY 3 FROZEN GRAPES ON STICKS…..I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE OFFENDED IN MY LIFE…SINCE WHEN ARE 3 FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES IN A FUCKING VASE AN ACCEPTABLE SINGLE DESSERT ORDER..ITS NOT EVEN FROZEN GRAPE JUICE OR SOMETHING ITS LITERALLY JUST A 0.02$ GRAPE THAT WAS PUT ON A STICK THEN FROZEN…LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS DOWN ON THE MENU THINKING “OH YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE COLD GRAPES” AND SOME OTHER ASSHAT SAID “BRAH. HEAR ME OUT, HOW ABOUT WE PUT THEM ON STICKS AND SERVE THEM IN A VASE WITH NOTHING ELSE” LIKE YOU COULDNT EVEN SERVE IT WITH A FUCKING SECOND FRUIT OR EVEN FUCKING LEAVES OR WHATEVER… IM SO MAD. FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES ON A STICK.

AND THEY WERENT EVEN SEEDLESS GRAPES…..

Video 21 Aug 48,061 notes

unmutekurloz:

pyralsnout:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Pluto Tumblr Posts photoset

(You’re welcome)

OHANA MEANS FAMILY
VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

PLUTO IS CRYING

Video 21 Aug 590,580 notes

mandopony:

andreweliam:

sweeeetastea:

This is what it means to age gracefully…

God save the queen

I’m sick of the media telling us women can only be beautiful during a very tiny portion of their lives. Look at this amazing person, and tell me she hasn’t always been and remains to this day drop dead gorgeous.

Ladies, you’re always and forever beautiful. Remember that.

I’m not saying that beauty is the most important thing, I’m only saying your age will never steal it from you. So just keep rockin’ it.

(Source: julieandrewsrules)

Video 21 Aug 60,088 notes

(Source: mockingday)

Video 21 Aug 22,903 notes

thegreatgoggles:

cleowho:

The Day of the Doctor

"The calculations alone would take hundreds of years!"

"Oh, hundreds and hundreds…"

"…but don’t worry, I started a very long time ago."

"You might say, I’ve been doing this all my lives!"

Gallifrey Falls No More!

OH MY GOD PETER CUSHING

Video 21 Aug 31 notes

(Source: billiendanneel)

Video 21 Aug 49,254 notes

ralndrops:

I CANT BREATHE

Photo 21 Aug 55,801 notes tsunamiwavesurfing:

drakemoji:

wtf is this

war has changed

tsunamiwavesurfing:

drakemoji:

wtf is this

war has changed

(Source: hoodniggashit)

Text 21 Aug 196,352 notes

oswinoswut:

if you dont still say “wed-ness-day” in your head when you spell wednesday then ur a fucking liar

(Source: ewstarlord)

Video 21 Aug 5,328 notes

eustaciavye77:

mostly10:

David Tennant on Parkinson [x] (inspiration [x])

GUH. just… GUH.

If you haven’t seen this interview, watch it. This whole segment is hilarious.

Video 21 Aug 177,834 notes

i-dreaminwords:

spr-ngfever:

buttslikehouses:

34choco:

How to Really, Really Piss Off the Wesboro Baptist Church

i have never hit the reblog button so fast jfc

this is really great omg

Okay, while this is hilarious and I seriously think the Westboro Baptist Church deserves every bit of it, it is not completely protected under Freedom of Speech. 

While the first amendment allows us to say whatever we want without repercussions from the government, it does not protect us from civil lawsuits, and the Westboro Baptist Church could easily sue them for slander

Video 21 Aug 466,844 notes

apolkadottedowl:

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

madehimsaycomfychairs:

floacist:

iwishitwas1983:

I’m crying.

LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning

"mr. owl"
"oh jesus christ"
"please don’t give me that look"
"please don’t fly"

DYING omg

That owl is 30000000% done

every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it

I would have loved to see his reaction if the owl had flown right back in the window.

(Source: becausebirds)

Photo 21 Aug 107,673 notes

(Source: rachel-actually)

Text 21 Aug 331,155 notes

ahsadler:

phils-mum-and-llama-placentas:

bangtidyniall:

I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING

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RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER

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FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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IT’S STARTED

IT’S AUGUST YOU MANIACS

(Source: breakfastburritosattiffanys)

Photo 21 Aug 798 notes fantasyswift:

even if you say it wasnt, we all know it was ruined

fantasyswift:

even if you say it wasnt, we all know it was ruined


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